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This week, I have cracked my head open trying to absorb and learn from the training I need to for my certification as a trainer on fraud for a financial account at work.

The most difficult part is to stay awake during training. Yes, my training is at a time when everyone is fast asleep. It's a time when I not only get to evaluate and learn the do's and don't of my trainer so I won't commit the same mistakes when it's my turn to train, but also a time I can be one of the new hire trainees... goof around with them, mes up their desktop, hide the mouse... better yet their shoes!!! It's a fun and yet physically and mentally exhausting time.

Today, I was handed a letter which came from another training class. I was reminded of a letter Jojo, Jerry, Neil and the rest have me read during the early days of VCF Alabang . I can't describe how and what I felt or thought reading that letter, it sure was funny to me.

This certainly made my week hahahaha!!!!! Enjoy =D

This one's entitled "The!"

... We have been friends a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said "I hope you don't mine... Can I get your number?" Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me it I'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

    Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

    Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nagdi-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want this get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please, mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?

    Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look at is this way. She's our of our lives."

    Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when yo uget there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.


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neilbern wrote on Aug 16, '07, edited on Aug 16, '07
i didn't able to got the cheese of this letters of yours to mine. joke! hehehe.

bro, do you know Happy Slip in YouTube? she's hilarious! she's a fil-am who who impersonates different members of her family. watch all her videos, most of which are parodies of the average filipino home in the US. make sure you watch them chronologically so you'll get her stories. they build on one another. http://www.youtube.com/user/HappySlip

enjoy!
whizkidd17 wrote on Aug 16, '07
Oh yeah... i agree... when it rains, its four! wehehehe...
niteskkye wrote on Aug 17, '07
Correct...Life is shorts! Just pray for the internal and external repose of my soul, ha...
fraubluka wrote on Aug 17, '07, edited on Aug 17, '07
I agree!!!! Life is shorts! kaya every minute every second of the day... Let's dream in our most special way...
coollarem wrote on Aug 17, '07
haha! may kadugtong pa yan! ayessa just sent it to me. meron ka din for sure. post mo din!!!!
whizkidd17 wrote on Aug 17, '07
heto ang karugtong, courtesy of valerie:

PART 2
I thought Jay's ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay received a uninamous text. "Meet me at the clinic." I had a stinking feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make.
Tumahimik lang ako. Sabi niya, "Penny for you talks." But I didn't know what to say. Beggars can't be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung girl yun. Jay said, "Can't got your tongue?" I tried to smile at him. Kahit di ako nagsalita, actions speak louder than works, di ba?

Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the loophole. After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my calls fell on Jeff's ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn't even know Jeff. Sabi na nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay. That's what I'm talking about it.

So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay. That's what friends are for naman di ba? But I just faced a blank mall. I had to do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero ang mahal na pala ng plug down rate.

When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, "I beg your cordon. I'm patient. It's my favorite virtue nga e.Nagduda yata yung isang guard. Hinawakan ako sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, "Don't touch me not!" Buti na lang the other guards were nice and said, "Come on, let's join us."

When I went inside, parang I've been there, done there. Nung walang nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a bird's IQ of the clinic. I could not explain it but I was drawn to a room on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.

Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung aalis ba ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the stomach to think that Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to slower my expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the iron is not. I had to hear the truth from the corpse's mouth. I barraged in. O my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig sa isang nakakatakot na experiment. He was on the cutting edge.
He was bleeding. At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang ex-girlfriend niya at ang bago nitong boyfriend, ang nurse na si Walter. Doon ko napatunayang blood is thicker than Walter.

Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.

Now, he's recovering. Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa akin. I know it's a better pill to swallow your pride so it's forgive and forget me not. All swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put on makeup.

Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention is really better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms persist, insult your doctor.
coollarem wrote on Aug 17, '07
haha...yan nga....nice one lowell :)
fraubluka wrote on Aug 18, '07
haay nako... iba talaga nagagawa ng ulan... pinoy lang makakaisip nito hahahaha =D basta laging tandaan... Sa mata ng bata... lahat matangkad!!! =D
yenggerz wrote on Aug 18, '07
muwhahahahaha... "Will you marriage me?"
dabsamar wrote on Aug 19, '07
life is shorts!! my life is sando?? lol
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adengadeng wrote on Aug 20, '07
a man does not stick on bread alone! Coz when the going gets tough, the tough is gone!
-anonymous
bughaw wrote on Aug 20, '07
Where there is smoke, there is flame!
:)
jerryandres wrote on Aug 21, '07
Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nagdi-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng,
...thank you norman, ha...

haaay...gusto ko yata ng iced tea...hehehe
fraubluka wrote on Aug 21, '07
...thank you norman, ha...

haaay...gusto ko yata ng iced tea...hehehe
walangya!

ang tagal ko nang hindi naririnig or naiisip yan ah =D

asan na kaya ngayon si E.T. noh? hehehe
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